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Do you know how durable our toys are?\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cu\u003efeatures video \u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003efor more info.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e15cm tall, 12.5cm wide, about the size of your smartphone.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eInternational customers please note all labelling is in English. On purchasing this product, you accept responsibility to translate, including any warnings. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eWe recommend using a tracked service for all International shipping. Please see our delivery page for more information on services. \u003cspan\u003eSorry we can not ship to the EU currently. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"pethatestoys","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53829752488302,"sku":"14972087140725-1","price":8.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0986\/3099\/2238\/files\/ELONCATPINKBG.jpg?v=1779612542"},{"product_id":"donald-trump-dog-toy-interactive-parody-dog-toy","title":"Donald Trump Dog Toy - Interactive Parody Dog Toy","description":"\u003ch2\u003eGet the ultimate Interactive Parody Dog Toy for your pet's playtime! This hilarious Donald Trump Dog Toy will keep them entertained for hours.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eIs it Fake Chews? Donald Trump is a parody Pet Hates Toy.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eAvailable in small and regular size (see our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/pethatestoys.com\/blogs\/news\/sizing-chart\" title=\"Sizing chart for dog toys and cat toys - Pet Hates Toys\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #808080;\"\u003esizing chart\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e).\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eParody Donald Trump dog toy, vibrantly printed sharp suit and smug expression.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChew toy Donald, is a state-side shade of orange and has a fabulous quiff made from plush fabric.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eDESIGNED IN THE UK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% unofficial, and unendorsed parody toys. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eToys tested to child safety standards in EU, USA \u0026amp; Australia\/NZ – see \u003cspan style=\"color: #808080;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/pethatestoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" title=\"FAQs Pet Hates Toys\" style=\"color: #808080;\"\u003eFAQs\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e for more details.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eMade from a strong poly-canvas material and stuffed with polyester.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eDesigned to be durable. The body and arms are constructed from one piece of fabric, making them perfect for tug of war.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eAll dog toys complete with 2 squeakers! One in the head, and one in the tummy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eBoth squeakers are within nylon pockets, giving you that extra bit of time to retrieve the toy should pooch gain access.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eReinforced the seams of our political parody dog toys with cotton ribbon, but Donald is not indestructible, so carefully monitor play.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eHe is not intended for strong chewers.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eTHIS IS NOT A CHILD’S TOY\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eSee our\u003cspan style=\"color: #808080;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #808080;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/iK-1Y5GEFUI\" title=\"Features of dog toys and cat toys - Pet Hates Toys\" style=\"color: #808080;\"\u003efeatures video\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/u\u003efor more info.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eREGULAR: 36cm high, 30cm wide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eSMALL DOG: 23cm tall, 22cm wide.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eInternational customers please note all labelling is in English. On purchasing this product, you accept responsibility to translate, including any warnings. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eWe recommend using a tracked service for all International shipping. Please see our delivery page for more information on services. \u003cspan\u003ePet Hates Toys will not be responsible if you choose an untracked delivery service.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"pethatestoys","offers":[{"title":"Regular","offer_id":53829754618222,"sku":"1501071376437-1","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":53829754650990,"sku":"1501071376437-2","price":15.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0986\/3099\/2238\/files\/donald-trump-dog-toy-1.jpg?v=1779612554"},{"product_id":"donald-trump-cat-toy-funny-catnip-cat-toy","title":"Donald Trump Cat Toy - Funny Catnip Cat Toy","description":"\u003ch2\u003eGet the ultimate Funny Catnip Cat Toy for your pet's playtime! This hilarious Donald Trump Cat Toy will keep them entertained for hours.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eWe love our pocket-sized parody Donald Trump political catnip cat toy. For hours of fun for your kitty! \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eWe love him because...\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOur Donald cat toy, is dressed vibrantly in his printed sharp suit, complete with smug expression.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePolitical cat toy Donald, is suitably orange a\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003end has the most impressive real life looking quiff, made from plush fabric! \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% unofficial, and unendorsed parody toys. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eCat toys tested to child safety standards in EU, USA \u0026amp; Australia\/NZ – see\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #808080;\"\u003e\u003ca style=\"color: #808080;\" href=\"https:\/\/pethatestoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" title=\"FAQ link\"\u003eFAQs\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003efor more details.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMade from a strong poly-canvas material and stuffed with polyester and catnip. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eCatnip sewn into pocket in tummy. \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eDesigned to be durable. The body and arms are constructed from one piece of fabric, making them perfect for sharp claws. \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eTHIS IS NOT A CHILD’S TOY.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eOur political cat toys are not intended for dogs, as they contain catnip.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSee our \u003cspan style=\"color: #808080;\"\u003e\u003ca style=\"color: #808080;\" href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/iK-1Y5GEFUI\" title=\"Features of dog toys and cat toys for Pet Hates Toys. Do you know how durable our toys are?\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cu\u003efeatures video \u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003efor more info.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e15cm tall, 12.5cm wide, about the size of your smartphone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease note: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eInternational customers please note all labelling is in English. On purchasing this product, you accept responsibility to translate, including any warnings. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eWe recommend using a tracked service for all International shipping. Please see our delivery page for more information on services. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease also be aware of potential new tariffs for shipping into Europe from the UK. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"pethatestoys","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53829754880366,"sku":"3700658208821-1","price":8.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0986\/3099\/2238\/files\/Donaldcattoy015.jpg?v=1779612555"},{"product_id":"joe-biden-dog-toy-interactive-parody-dog-toy","title":"Joe Biden dog toy - Interactive Parody Dog Toy","description":"\u003ch2\u003eGet the ultimate Interactive Parody Dog Toy for your pet's playtime! This hilarious Joe Biden dog toy will keep them entertained for hours.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eParody Presidential Joe Biden dog toy. Complete with the perfect smile (as he did win), and cute grandad moccasins with spotty socks poking out. Oh, and did we mention he's getting on a bit, so our parody Joe has some age spots and thinning hair too.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned in the UK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% unofficial, and unendorsed parody toys. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eToys tested to child safety standards in EU, USA  – see \u003ca title=\"FAQ link\" href=\"https:\/\/pethatestoys.com\/pages\/faqs\"\u003eFAQs\u003c\/a\u003e for more details.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade from a strong poly-canvas material and stuffed with polyester.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll dog toys complete with 2 squeakers! One in the head, and one in the tummy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBoth squeakers are within nylon pockets, giving you that extra bit of time to retrieve the toy should pooch gain access.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned to be durable. The body and arms are constructed from one piece of fabric, making them perfect for tug of war.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReinforced the seams of our political parody dog toys with cotton ribbon, but Joe is not indestructible, so carefully monitor play.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe is not intended for strong chewers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHIS IS NOT A CHILD’S TOY.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eSee our \u003ca title=\"Features of dog toys and cat toys for Pet Hates Toys. Do you know how durable our toys are?\" href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/iK-1Y5GEFUI\" target=\"_blank\"\u003efeatures video \u003c\/a\u003efor more info.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eREGULAR DOG:\u003c\/strong\u003e 36cm tall, 27cm wide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSMALL DOG:\u003c\/strong\u003e 23cm tall, 22cm wide. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eInternational customers please note all labelling is in English. On purchasing this product, you accept responsibility to translate, including any warnings. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eWe recommend using a tracked service for all International shipping. Please see our delivery page for more information on services. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe do not currently ship to the EU.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"pethatestoys","offers":[{"title":"Regular dog","offer_id":53829756125550,"sku":"4784411738194-1","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small dog","offer_id":53829756158318,"sku":"4784411738194-2","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0986\/3099\/2238\/files\/joe-biden-dog-toy-2.jpg?v=1779612564"},{"product_id":"joe-cat-toy-funny-catnip-cat-toy","title":"Joe cat toy - Funny Catnip Cat Toy","description":"\u003ch2\u003eGet the ultimate Funny Catnip Cat Toy for your pet's playtime! 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